Warning: Time traveling is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of sanity. Or the faint of wallet. In fact, it's for the chronologically-challenged, the existentially-exasperated, and the financially-strapped.
We at the Chrono-Dissonance Prophets have been there, done that, and done it all wrong. Our methods are untested, unproven, and possibly unconstitutional. But hey, when you're time traveling, who needs laws, right?
It's not as crazy as it sounds. We've taken a standard toaster, stuck it in a time machine, and... well, it's still in the time machine. But it's a start! Theoretically, it should work. Theoretically.
Learn more about the Time-Traveling Toaster Protocol
This method involves creating a localized dissonance field around your person, allowing you to phase out of the timeline. It's a bit like a force field, but less... field-like. And more... dissonant.
Understand the Dissonance Displacement Theory
A sphere of pure chronon-energy, the Chrono-Sphere is a device that harnesses the fundamental forces of time and space. Or something. We're still working on the science.